if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
what if 911 called you
"Yes, we believe you have an emergency."
"But I-" Chokes on spit and dies.
*whispers*”I told you.”
so yeah i have double of this stuff so i thought i’d give it away to someone!
• cucumber horse
• eggplant cow
• afternoon tea set
reblog/like to enter, ends sometime this evening! o(^▽^)o